How to Flirt, A Compilation

• Follow the person you like around at a close distance making the waluigi "wah" sound.
• After high-fiving a guy add some romance and flirtation by immediately sniffing your hand.
• When you see a cute guy at the bookstore, slap a book out of their hands and scream "WORD PRISON!" and karate-chop the air a lot.
• Write your number on his hand. while he's sleeping.
• Follow the object of your desire from a 50' distance screaming the lyrics from Lion King's "Can You Feel The Love Tonight".
• Show up on their doorstep even though they never gave you their address. When they open the door, shove cookies in their mouth and run away.
• When someone compliments you, drop to the floor and curl up your limbs in your very best dead spider impression.
• Make sure to turn your head and mumble a running side-commentary on everything you say...as you say it.
• Rate their sentences on a scale of 1-10 for how well they hold your interest, shouting numbers in response to everything.
• The best recovery for awkward pauses is belting ABBA songs, encouraging those around you to join in with eager eyebrow waggles.
• A handy little maneuver I like to call Interrupting Leapfrog™.
• There's also the unabridged version of that maneuver called Interrupting Leapfrog Body Guillotine™.
• Drop to the ground and crab-walk as fast as you can toward the object of your interest. Bonus points for sideways.
• Punctuate the end of phrases with air drum solos. If interrupted, pull a real drumstick from your pants and whip it at them.
• Finger puppets.
• Clothesline hot runners from the sidelines at marathons and 5Ks.
• Three (possible four?) words: delayed reaction spit-take.
• Attempt to close their eyelids with your fingertips while they're speaking to you. Or, just, whenever.
• In order to convey sophistication and maturity, you should speak to them at length with the infamous Peanuts' Adult wah-wah. 
• Paraphrase everything they say to an unseen entity in your bag or pocket addressed only as "Uncle Leonard."
• Follow the object of your interest around, narrating their actions and possibly suggesting pithy soundtrack choices where appropriate.
• Squirt whipped cream around your mouth and impress them with your best Old Yeller impersonation.